Detective Kyle Wilson said Daniel Brown donned a ski mask and jacket, armed himself with a handle from a hydraulic floor jack and made the 10-foot hike to his grandfather's home next door.
"There's a woman that lives there with his grandpa," Wilson said. "He said, 'Sit down, Bernice.' Then he goes to his grandpa's room and he says, 'This is a robbery, I need your money, and I mean it, Pa-Paw.'"
If this story wasn't so funny, I might cry! Why bother with the mask if you're going to call your victim by name? Poor Pa-Paw. Not only was he robbed in his own home, he also has an idiot for a grandson! This kid needs a kick in the shorts.
link: Masked man Robs his own Grandfather
2 comments:
Good grief! There's a naivete to that that's almost endearing!
I couldn't quite put my finger on why that article captured my attention. You, Ginger, hit the nail on the head. That is precisely why I enjoyed this story so much! Thanks!
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