File Under Eww...

I read about this a week ago, but didn't post it right away. It made me laugh out loud, but I was concerned it might offend some people. Then I thought, this is MY blog, I can do what I want! So, here it is:

They have invented underwear that doesn't have to be washed for WEEKS! I read the article. It all seems very scientific and logical...and gross...and really funny. I expected some late night comedian to capitalize on this juicy piece of information, but I have heard nothing. Then again, I am usually in bed by 9:30.

I have a vision in my head of some big-headed science major laying in his dorm room 15 years ago, wishing he could invent undies that clean themselves so he didn't have to keep turning them inside-out to minimize his number of visits to the laundry room (or visits home, if he still gets his mommy to do his bidding). Flash forward a decade or so and WHAM! He discovers a nanosomethingorother that could make all his dreams come true! His entire world, the reason he was born, finally comes into focus: To help other slobs like him dodge the washing machine! This could be bigger than Microsoft! The halleluia chorus echoes joyfully in the background as he screams, "Eureka! I've found it!"

Oh, to find your purpose. What a thrill!

And now you have yet another disturbing glance at my twisted sense of humor.

I didn't include a picture for this entry on purpose.

Helpful note: Never Google "underwear." I may need therapy.

Enjoy the article.

link: Wear your unmentionables for at least a week!