Tooter Toot

Toots to all! I'm cleaning out my bookshelf and found one of my old journals. Inside I had written down a funny tongue-twister/poem. Here it is for your weekend edification (author unknown):

A tooter who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tutors to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to tooter
or to tutor two tutors to toot?"

Man, that cracks me up! Part of the funnyness stems from having boys in my house who think "tooting" is synonymous with....well...flatulence. I know I should be more refined than this, but the mental picture I have of a master "tooter" teaching others to "toot" amuses me. So there!

Speaking of tooting, did you see the article about the lady who is banned from flying American Airlines because of her tootelage? I know I shouldn't laugh. She's probably mortified over the whole thing, but she's got to see the humor in it!

During my archeological dig through my bookshelf I also found three Focus on the Family "Family Night Tool Chest" books. The link I have provided shows you the "Money Matters" book. I also have "Basic Christian Beliefs, book 2" and "Holidays." The first person living in Bakersfield who comments here that they want them, they're yours!

Happy Saturday everyone!